Wat??

"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390) 03/04/2015 at 00:54 • Filed to: Wat

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What's this doing here?? This was from September last year. (o_O)

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 03/04/2015 at 01:03

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Oppositelock - All witchcraft, all the time.

CRider > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 03/04/2015 at 01:06

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Hi there from 2013!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > CRider 03/04/2015 at 01:09

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NEIN NEIN NEIN. GO AWAY GO AWAY!! No more stories pls... ;_;

You've already haunted my dreams long enough.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 03/04/2015 at 01:10

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So it seems. Certainly was a surprise for me. Is Oppo a sentient being then?

Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 03/04/2015 at 01:17

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I dunno but this reminds me to tell you something awesome I've noticed!

The 997 interior smells more like a classic 911 interior as the car gets older.

The leather must take some time to set in and smell like the classic leather. You just need the car to be at least 5 years old and have at least 50,000 miles on it!

CRider > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 03/04/2015 at 01:23

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Hey there, sir! Would you like to hear a story about The Worlds Fastest Jet™?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari 03/04/2015 at 01:24

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Amazing! Send it over so I can sniff it.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > CRider 03/04/2015 at 01:25

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NEIN!! ;_;

Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 03/04/2015 at 01:26

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you need to invent the teleporter first!!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari 03/04/2015 at 01:29

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I call it "Fedex 3-day air".

Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 03/04/2015 at 01:32

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That would cost 1/2 the value of the car X-D

Hey why do 997.1 cars sound better (stock for stock) than 997.2 cars?

Do DFI engines sound less "mechanical" for some reason?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari 03/04/2015 at 01:40

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I must go sleep. But I've noticed and have been thinking about that myself. I will have an answer for you come morning my time.

Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 03/04/2015 at 01:44

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I look forward to the master Porsche engineer's technical opinion!

NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 03/04/2015 at 02:06

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Kinja is like the swamp in a mystery novel where long-lost bodies float to the surface.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 03/04/2015 at 03:04

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Let me go find the blackbird.